Ohio State’s marching band is seriously mind-blowing.
Plot twist: The reed breaks you.
WTF KITKAT YOU DONT FUCKING EAT CHOCOLATE IN UNIFORM ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
I wanna meet someone’s who’s going to be like ‘hey wake up I’m taking you on an adventure’
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
You know what I like how google feels the need to include the birthdays of the emo trinity’s singers
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
Always reblog. Like my third time
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB
J U N I O R
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.